Okay, I’ll admit that diagnosis is a wee bit harsh—but in the great grand scheme of life I’m sure I’m not the only one who suffers from this, mmm well we’ll call it a vice*. I know what you are thinking: Egypt, Queen of Love and Hearts, could not possibly be an anti-social asshole. Wrong. That is indeed Me, or the me my family and friends have come to know and love. And no, I am not apologetic.