Anti-Social Asshole Syndrome | Know Me

Okay, I’ll admit that diagnosis is a wee bit harsh—but in the great grand scheme of life I’m sure I’m not the only one who suffers from this, mmm well we’ll call it a vice*. I know what you are thinking: Egypt, Queen of Love and Hearts, could not possibly be an anti-social asshole. Wrong. That is indeed Me, or the me my family and friends have come to know and love. And no, I am not apologetic.  Now I don’t mean for you to believe that I don’t like people. Not the case at all, I love people, but I much rather be to myself in the comfort of my own mind or somewhere picking Frank’s brain. Still to this day my Madre tells the stories about coming to eat lunch with me in elementary school and being greeted with sad faces and pouty lips saying “Mrs Sallee, Tru won’t hang out with me . . .she won’t be my friend.” Not it! I just rather be unbothered if being unmoved. And then there are my asshole moments. I’d say 99.9% of them surface along with my satirical sense of humor—of course there is never any harm ever intended, but let’s just say it took some of my Besties a long minute to realize I didn’t hate them. . .*coughs in the direction Nique. . .not that I’m calling people out or anything. 

Nevertheless, I was born a Taurus (Sun Sign) without a doubt, but upon my rising (Ascendent Sign) I was marked a Capricorn – and that is the side of me the world has seen for some time.

The latter said, at my best this means—

I Am

  • Resolute ( . . .the world needs love #fact)
  • Attached and Reliable (. . .just like Energizer and that bunny) 
  • Down-to-Earth ( So close I can hear ants whispering . . .)
  • Patient (After 10 years of “Patience” existing in neon pink highlighter on the inside of my Bible —I found patience somewhere in my mind. The odds of that . . . eh)
  • Ambitious, focused, and wilful
  • Thoughtful, solid and balanced
  • Persistent (Time, place, reason requiem)
  • Unmaterialistic ( . . . uh, who?)

and at My Worst: 

I can be . . .

  • Introverted, withdrawn , phlegmatic
  • Curt, tough, cold, ruthless
  • Petty (who comes up with this . . . *rolls eyes)
  • Grouchy, pessimistic (So says Frank when I don’t get my way . . . don’t believe Him .  . .)


So now you know a little bit more about I, and now it’s time for me to do some 2016 Birth Calculations 😉   But I want to know. . .What are Your signs? Learn more and Calculate all three (Sun, Moon, Ascendant) Here! 411 me down in the comments . . .

As always,

♥ Egypt


*Vice¹ (noun) – a weakness of character or behavior; a bad habit.

About Egypt English 308 Articles
Writer, Loveologist and Publisher, E. English was reborn and reared in Sapponi country, fell in lust with poetry, studied English Literature in Western Maryland, then learned the streets and suckled the bittersweet tits of Great Mother Piscataway. E's world evolves around the exercising of the power of love to help others live healthy, happy and healed lives filled with abundance and wealth.


  1. I was born pretty well right on the line of Leo and Cancer with my ascendant sign being in Aquarius, maybe that’s why I feel confused on all angles. I consider myself an antisocial arsehole too, never used to be my choice but it is now. I’d rather be with B and not do much, I need to feel full of energy to deal with other people, I’m a bit too sensitive :/ thanks for the link and cool read about you 🙂

  2. I absolutely love this. As I’ve been learning my self and understanding and growing my own spirituality i’ve noticed how it truly correlates with astrology , and I think this post was awesome and I’m so happy you added the links.
    Peace & love.

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